Poetenschrott

THE WITCH AND THE BITCH

Once upon a time, there was a witch, who met a bitch. „Hi there“, she said. „How are you?“.
„Thanks, I’m fine“, answered the bitch.
„Do you mind, if I teach you a little bit witching?“, asked the witch the bitch. „Great idea“, replied the bitch.

And so, they witched together.

After a while, the bitch asked the witch:“Now it’s my turn to teach you bitching“. „All right – let’s go“, said the witch.

And so, they bitched together.

Finally they finished and decided to go their ways.
„It was a pleasure to meet you“, said the witch. And thanks for teaching.
„The same for me“, replied the bitch. „Have a nice life, and remember what I taught you“.

So they separated and never met again. But they shared their wisdom with others.

And the moral of this short story?
Men, beware of witching bitches and bitching witches. They are all out there !